Times I Have Been Booed

1. During/After intimate acts with a woman. Either by the woman, or someone who was secretly watching.

2. At all-you-can-eat buffets.

3. At my birthday parties. Although some of it is actually for my parents.

4. When removing my shirt at the beach.

5. At my annual physical. This was quite unnecessary.

6. When I walk in front of the window without closing my robe. (My neighbours eventually pitched in for some drapes).

7. By my tailor. Every single time. Enough already!

8. Farting on a crowded elevator. In an old lady's face.

9. Vulturing leftover food in the conference room at work.

10. I swear the animals at the zoo are booing me.


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