Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Rob's Dating Tips

Confused about how to approach women? Frustrated with today's dating scene? Nobody can blame you for that, but they can blame you for going to Rob for advice.

I'll confess that my earliest experiences with the ladies met with mixed results, as discussed in this video (or written up here).



Truth be told, I struggled at first, resorting to unorthodox strategies in my teenage years to get a date from a young lady named Tamara.

I even resorted to Internet dating for a period, so I can definitely relate to your struggles.

Fortunately I did eventually learn how to make an impression on the ladies, and you can let my experience be your guide!

The truth is, I met this wonderful young lady named Christy, who only took 5 years to see the light, and agree to see me. I happen to have a clip of our first date, so you can learn some secrets!



As you can see, over the years I've learned a great deal about how to impress the ladies (including Elisha Cuthbert). Witness the results of my methods, as I take you through the most important stage of a date, picking her up.



In closing, my most important piece of advice is to be responsible, and choose a birth control strategy, and one that keeps you safe from the risk of disease. Personally, my favourite is obstinance - it hasn't failed me yet.

Here's a final treat: a video date with me so you can experience it for yourself, first-person!




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2 Comments:

Anonymous CrazyPete said...

If you watch the first video here, Youtube next presents you with a pretty awesome video choice!

Congrats on the blog turning 8. Only 10 more years & I can make my move!

Saturday, 16 July, 2011  
Blogger Robert Vollman said...

10? In your case, isn't it 8 more years? Or 6?

Sunday, 17 July, 2011  

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